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somefagonyourdash:

humorking:

SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS

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sixpenceee:


gwydtheunusual:

Want Nightmares? You are welcome internet!The creature in the video is a bloodworm.
Not a leech…a worm that drinks blood.
Yes…Those are teeth.
Yes…They bite.
Yes…It hurts.
No…They are not from Australia.There is something worse than spiders and wasps combined.
Enter the blodworm.sixpenceee…is this something you might be interested in?

YES! Thank you :)
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If I’m James Dean, You’re Audrey Hepburn, Sleeping With Sirens

starbuckers:

officialblueshell:

write my url on your first born 

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awwww-cute:

Yesterday we were given the hard choice of surgery or euthanasia. There was a glimmer of hope for saving my little man so I took a $3000 gamble
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awwww-cute:

"Me… ME! Its me! I want it